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Nope Frog Soft Tee

£24.99
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A formal instruction. A frog with no intention of complying. This is the entire conversation. Printed on a tee so you don't have to say it out loud.

100% ring-spun cotton. Chosen specifically for softness and sensitivity — no synthetic blends, no scratchy label tape.

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Sizes run true to standard UK sizing. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit — most of our garments are designed to be comfortable on a wide range of bodies.

Full measurements on our size guide page.

90-day returns, no questions asked.

For adults only · EU Warranty: 2 years · Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde requirements · In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure all products meet EU standards. EU representative: gpsr@sindenventures.com, SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus · UK operator: 15 Cedric Close, Blackfield, New Forest, SO45 1ZZ