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Super soft, high-quality Tees for when you want your clothes to do the talking (because your brain won't). Helping you avoid small talk as you're gritting teeth through a flare-up.

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Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee— funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, cornsilk yellow Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee— funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, cornsilk yellow
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Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee

£24.99
Heraldry Crest Soft Tee — spoonie crest emblem graphic tee, heraldic design, sand Heraldry Crest Soft Tee — spoonie crest emblem graphic tee, heraldic design, sand
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Heraldry Crest Soft Tee

£24.99
Champions Of Rest Soft Tee — chronic illness awareness tee celebrating rest and pacing, natural Champions Of Rest Soft Tee — chronic illness awareness tee celebrating rest and pacing, natural
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Champions Of Rest Soft Tee

£24.99
Nope Frog Soft Tee — spoonie graphic tee with text design, natural Nope Frog Soft Tee — spoonie graphic tee with text design, natural
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Nope Frog Soft Tee

£24.99
Actually Quite Normal Soft Tee — spoonie graphic tee with text design, natural Actually Quite Normal Soft Tee — spoonie graphic tee with text design, natural
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Actually Quite Normal Soft Tee

£24.99
I Got 99 Problems Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, white I Got 99 Problems Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, white
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I Got 99 Problems (but this t-shirt ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee

£24.99
It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, coral It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, coral
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It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee

£24.99
Spoon Guard Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee with duck illustration, chronic illness apparel, cornsilk yellow Spoon Guard Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee with duck illustration, chronic illness apparel, cornsilk yellow
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Spoon Guard Soft Tee

£24.99
Fancy a Duck? Soft Tee — humorous spoonie graphic tee with duck illustration, natural Fancy a Duck? Soft Tee — humorous spoonie graphic tee with duck illustration, natural
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Fancy a Duck? Soft Tee

£24.99
Feed Me Monster Soft Tee — funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, natural Feed Me Monster Soft Tee — funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, natural
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Feed Me Monster Soft Tee

£24.99
Hangry Monster Soft Tee — funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, ice grey Hangry Monster Soft Tee — funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, ice grey
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Hangry Monster Soft Tee

£24.99
I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Soft Tee — funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, coral I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Soft Tee — funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, coral
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I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Soft Tee

£24.99
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