99 Problems (and This Tee Ain’t One) – Fuzzy Soft Tee
Joints. Nerves. Tuesday. The list is long, and this tee isn’t on it.
Fuzzy has been seeing stars all morning and says it plainly: “I got 99 problems & they all hurt!” Soft, easy and asks nothing of you, which makes it the least demanding thing in your life.
Good to know: Natural has tiny darker flecks in the cotton and White is a soft off-white. That’s the fabric, not a fault.
100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, breathable, kind to skin.
Lightweight. 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²), good all year or under a hoodie.
Regular fit. Relaxed without being a tent.
No side seams. Fewer things to rub.
Taped shoulders. Keeps its shape wash after wash.
One note: the white tee leans a little off-white. Still looks good.
Wash cold, inside out. Keeps the print sharp and the drama low.
Tumble dry low, or hang it up. Let it recover in its own time.
Don't iron the print. If you must iron (why, though?), do it inside out.
True to size. Between sizes? Go up one for a relaxed fit.
Full measurements are on the tee size guide.
Every piece is printed when you order it, which takes 2 to 5 working days. Then it's on its way, with tracking.
90-day returns from delivery, no questions asked. You cover the return postage and we refund the item.
For adults only · EU Warranty: 2 years · Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde requirements · In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure all products meet EU standards. EU representative: gpsr@sindenventures.com, SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus · UK operator: 15 Cedric Close, Blackfield, New Forest, SO45 1ZZ
