Certified BumbleDuck soft tee

For the chronically tired, slightly confused, and undeniably adorable—this is your official badge of bumbly existence—a salute to the foggy-brained and sweetly dysfunctional among us.

You’re doing your best. You’re still upright. You are, without question, a Certified BumbleDuck. Wear it with pride (or at least mild awareness).

Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort

Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)—perfect for year-round wear or layering

Regular fit: Classic, relaxed silhouette that works for any occasion

Tubular construction: No side seams for a clean, comfy feel

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping: Added strength and structure for lasting wear

Quarter-turned: Designed to prevent a centre crease for a smoother look

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric’s natural properties, the white option leans a bit off-white. Still looks good. Still feels better

Wash Cold, Inside-Out: Like your heart before caffeine. Keeps prints sharp and drama low.

Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry: Hot dryers are chaos gremlins. Go gentle, or hang it like it’s emotionally recovering.

Iron Cool, Never on Print: If you must iron (why though?), do it inside-out. Printed bits are off-limits.

Sizes run true to standard UK sizing. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit — most of our garments are designed to be comfortable on a wide range of bodies.

Full measurements on our size guide page.

Each piece is made to order, so it takes a little time to get it just right.

It usually takes 2–5 business days to create your item. Once it’s made, it’s on its way to you!

90-day returns, no questions asked.