Certified BumbleDuck hoodie

Some days you glide. Most days, you wobble through brain fog, mild confusion, and the heroic act of simply staying upright.

This hoodie is for the delightfully dysfunctional—wrapped in softness, powered by half a thought and sheer determination. It’s a hug for the clumsy soul who keeps going anyway (even if you forget why mid-task).

Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort

Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)—perfect for year-round wear or layering

Regular fit: Classic, relaxed silhouette that works for any occasion

Tubular construction: No side seams for a clean, comfy feel

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping: Added strength and structure for lasting wear

Quarter-turned: Designed to prevent a centre crease for a smoother look

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric’s natural properties, the white option leans a bit off-white. Still looks good. Still feels better

Wash Cold, Inside-Out: Like your heart before caffeine. Keeps prints sharp and drama low.

Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry: Hot dryers are chaos gremlins. Go gentle, or hang it like it’s emotionally recovering.

Iron Cool, Never on Print: If you must iron (why though?), do it inside-out. Printed bits are off-limits.

Sizes run true to standard UK sizing. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit — most of our garments are designed to be comfortable on a wide range of bodies.

Full measurements on our size guide page.

Each piece is made to order, so it takes a little time to get it just right.

It usually takes 2–5 business days to create your item. Once it’s made, it’s on its way to you!

90-day returns, no questions asked.