I Got 99 Problems (but this hoodie ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition

Because pain doesn’t take a day off—and neither should your comfort.

Made for spoonies, chronically exhausted legends, and anyone who’s had to cancel plans because their body filed a complaint. It’s soft, slouchy, and 100% judgment-free!

Pairs well with meds, naps, and aggressively low expectations.

65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for softness with structure

100% cotton face: Smooth for printing, soft for wearing

Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) for cosy, durable warmth

Front pouch pocket: Perfect for snacks, hands, or hiding from responsibilities

Self-fabric patch on back: Subtle detail for a clean finish

Matching flat drawstrings: Minimalist style that stays out of your way

3-panel hood: Structured for a better fit and more comfort

Tear-away tag: No itching, no irritation—just pure comfort

Disclaimer: This hoodie does run small. Check the size chart, and if you're between sizes (or just don’t have the energy for returns), go one size up.

Wash Cold, Inside-Out: Like your heart before caffeine. Keeps prints sharp and drama low.

Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry: Hot dryers are chaos gremlins. Go gentle, or hang it like it’s emotionally recovering.

Iron Cool, Never on Print: If you must iron (why though?), do it inside-out. Printed bits are off-limits.

Sizes run true to standard UK sizing. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit — most of our garments are designed to be comfortable on a wide range of bodies.

Full measurements on our size guide page.

Each piece is made to order, so it takes a little time to get it just right.

It usually takes 2–5 business days to create your item. Once it’s made, it’s on its way to you!

90-day returns, no questions asked.