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Discover our best-selling dark humour t-shirts and hoodies. Neurodivergent-friendly, sensory-soft, ethically made gear that helps you cope in style.

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I Got 99 Problems Lil Monster Hoodie — chronic illness humour hoodie with monster design, white I Got 99 Problems Lil Monster Hoodie — chronic illness humour hoodie with monster design, white
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I Got 99 Problems (but this hoodie ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition

£39.99
Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee— funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, cornsilk yellow Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee— funny chronic illness tee with monster character design, cornsilk yellow
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Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee

£24.99
Spoon Guard Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee with duck illustration, chronic illness apparel, cornsilk yellow Spoon Guard Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee with duck illustration, chronic illness apparel, cornsilk yellow
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Spoon Guard Soft Tee

£24.99
It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, coral It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, coral
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It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee

£24.99
I Got 99 Problems Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, white I Got 99 Problems Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee, chronic illness humour graphic tee, white
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I Got 99 Problems (but this t-shirt ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee

£24.99
Certified BumbleDuck Hoodie — soft spoonie hoodie with duck illustration, chronic illness apparel, white Certified BumbleDuck Hoodie — soft spoonie hoodie with duck illustration, chronic illness apparel, white
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Certified BumbleDuck soft tee

£24.99
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